Queen of Procrastination

3/1/2026

Yep, you guessed it, Radical Readers, I still haven't even considered watching anymore of the SOTU. Willy and I never made it out to our date day/night yesterday. We enjoyed a lovely day together at home with the yahoos. We relaxed and while I am in pain, I don't feel like I am going to die. In the end, neither one of us could deal with a convention center with thousands of people. Social anxiety for the win………..again.

Protecting myself from stress and trauma of watching the bloated buffoon blather on helped me to be able to somewhat function as a human today. And THAT is the excuse I am clutching onto for yesterday and today.

It is gray and overcast. I am under my blue blanket. My computer really hates it when I call it my blankie, so I guess I will have to be a grown-up and call it a blanket. I have my circulation gloves on and everyone is passed out around me.

Did I mention it's only ten in the morning. I had all the shenanigans I need for the day by 8:30 this morning.

Willy and I were in the sitting in the living room having our morning coffee/tea when I heard growling. It sounded like Salem and he sounded pissed. I spun my head around to see what could have our little bi-polar dapper little man turning into demon spawn so early. Nellie was nose to nose with him excitedly sniffing his face, surprisingly oblivious to his warning growls. I can see that he has what looks like a leaf in his mouth, but Salem doesn't pick up and carry toys or leaves around. "Willy, Salem has something."

Willy was off like a shot. I, on the other hand, was at the mercy of the world's slowest recliner. By the time I was finally able to escape the clutches of the comfort of the recliner and reach the commotion, Willy, Salem, and Nellie were looking in the closet. Suddenly Nellie jumped. Frantically, she started lifting all of her feet off the ground and spun around. She ran to the display cabinet that holds the fish tank and some trinkets. Her front half dropped and she started sniffing under the cabinet with an intensity that is typically reserved for bunny nests.

Willy looks at me, "He had a mouse!"

"I take it the mouse was still alive?"

So, the yahoos are now all passed out from trying to find the mouse that is either in a small coat closet or under the cabinet that holds our fish tank. So, that's cool.

You see what I did there? Yeah, I really don't want to watch the SOTU. From what I hear, it's going to be traumatizing. So the question is do I really traumatize myself to hear his bullshit lies for myself? So, I can hear his propaganda myself? Just so that when I talk to MAGAts I can say, "Oh no, I watched the State of the Union, I heard him say it myself?" No, thank you.

I'm sorry, Radical Readers, I know I said I would watch it and talk about it here, but I've decided it's more unfair to tell you about what he said than to talk about what he actually did and what he's doing. The SOTU was a bunch of bullshit propaganda. It was a speech to his follower, to his cult. It was more grooming.

We are the best.

Everyone respects us

Men's hockey won gold.

Trans are evil abomination.

Immigration is down.

Crime is down.

Inflation is down.

People are being lifted off of assistance. (One of my favorites)

Gas prices are down.

Groceries prices are down.

Biden fucked up everything.

I (Chump) fixed everything.

I started Board of Peace.

Blah, blah, fucking blah.

See that's basically it. A bunch of bullshit that only his stupid blind followers would actually believe. I do have to mention. Where I said, it was one of my favorites. In the beginning of his speech, that piece of shit had the audacity to brag, "In one year, 2.4 million people lifted off of food stamps." This motherfucker is bragging, fucking brag that he cut food assistance to 2.4 million United States citizens. Are you fucking kidding me? You're going to brag about that, our malevolent miscreant? What the actual………..?

Of course, it didn't take long for people to move on from the SOTU and the Olympics and start asking for the Epstein files again. The Clintons got deposed and it was sort of anticlimactic for now. Uh oh, something got leaked. Something about the DOJ withholding a lot of files with dear old leader's name in them. Not only that, but dear old leader and a minor. Looks like we have some pretty good evidence of a major cover-up and some evidence that the FBI was taking these allegations seriously. Oh shit. Looks like shit if finally about to get real here.

And we got together with Israel and bombed Iran.

Who didn't see that coming? I mean c'mon!!! For Fuck's sake. Every stinking time we get closer, ol' shitty pants is going to start a war, invade a country, or abduct a leader? Now, what? Now, we have to talk about war in Iran. Now, we all have to bicker back and forth on whether or not we agree or disagree on Chump's unilateral decision to bomb Iran with Israel. The right will say it needed to be done to stop the rein of terror. The left will say it should have gone through Congress and did we learn nothing from history? Both sides will continue to argue two completely different points and not even realize it. It doesn't matter; it's always the fucking same. The arguments are always exactly the fucking same. The only thing that changes is which side says what, because god forbid they ever agree, especially now.

What it comes down to is HE STARTED A FUCKING WAR AGAIN TO DISTRACT FROM THE EPSTEIN FILES AND OVER OIL. This is also happened shortly after he took ten billion dollars, let me say that again in my speak TEN FUCKING BILLION TAX PAYER DOLLARS and put it into the fraudulent Board of Peace that he made up where he is the indefinite board president. He did this without congress approval.

TEN BILLION DOLLARS OF TAXPAYER MONEY

BOARD OF PEACE

STARTS ANOTHER WAR

Well, it's Sunday and I am going to spend some time with Willy.

Before I go. Do you know what is going on in Kansas?

Do you know that many of our fellow United States Citizens are losing their rights?

Do you know what is going on in Minnesota?

Information is being suppressed from other states.

It is being suppressed on the news. Network news is censored. We all know that by now right? Social media is suppressing posts and shadowbanning users. We have to find better ways to get our stories out.

Don't stop speaking.

Don't stop posting.

Don't stop fighting.

Don't stop coming back.

Enjoy the last remaining sunlight of this beautiful weekend, Radical Readers.