Hey Pam, C U Next Tuesday

Pam Bondi brings out the worst language in me

Sara Conrad

2/14/20264 min read

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2/14/2026

Happy Valentine's Day, My Loves. I hope you are able to find some sort of happiness in this day. Some sort of color or sunshine, a smile on a stranger's face maybe that gives you hope, hope in a better today or a better tomorrow.

I'm sorry I've been silent. I have been writing. I have just opted not to subject you to the pedantic crap that is coming from my fingers. I could not let Valentine's Day go by without giving you something.

I know I have a potty mouth. I have never been shy about dropping the f-bomb. I use it to the point that it doesn't have much meaning and I know that. In my defense, the more angry I am, the more I say "fuck" or some rendition of it. When I write for this page I am usually pretty pissed; which is why you hear it so much. That being said, there is one word that I find extremely vulgar and offensive and only use in extreme cases. It is used as a derogatory term towards women or a vulgar term used to describe the female genitalia. I think I have used that term less than ten times in my entire life.

Then I watched the oversight hearing this week and let me tell you. PAM BONDI IS A FUCKING CUNT!! Holy Shit Crackers, Batman! I don't even know where to begin. The gaslighting of the granddaughter of a Holocaust survivor? Or when Bondi laughed as she stormed out of the room? Or the smug smirk as she ignored the Epstein survivors as they raised their hands signifying that they had not yet been interviewed by the DOJ? Or when she popped a pill during the hearing? Or when she deflected every question and refused to answer anything? Or when she blatantly lied? Sorry, this is ridiculous because the list goes on.

This is our joke of an attorney general. She had the audacity to call Rep. Jamie Raskin a "washed up, loser lawyer," during the hearing. Ah, par for the course coming from the regime. Aren't they just so professional and presidential? She's blonde, she's from Florida, her name is Pamela Jo Bondi, and she got her law degree from Stetson University. Does it make sense yet? Pamela Jo, from Florida? C'mon. I saw some guy doing a video on Threads last night telling stories about his Aunt Pam in Florida. He confessed at the end that it was satire, but, goddamn, I believed him for a minute. I laughed my ass off. I wish I could remember his name; I would give him props.

I'd like to say more about Evil Asshat and the oversight hearing, but there's not much more to say. We got nowhere. She looked and acted strung out. She had me wondering if she is yet another one of the Criminal-In-Chief's cabinet members that needs drugs to survive their own existence. She answered no questions. Lied under oath. Ignored the Epstein survivors. She basically gave all citizens of the United States of America the middle finger and laughed about it.

But, guess what. The Dow is up. That means that investors are making money! Isn't that great? Yes, the rich are getting richer. Woo hoo! I know I feel better. How about you?

Not all is lost. We have some highlights. Our sweetheart, our Valentine, Rep. Jasmine Crockett, oh, she knew that cunt rag wasn't going to answer any questions and would instead deflect questions and go on an attack instead. Rep. Crockett used all of her time to rip the bitch face up one side and down the other. It was genius. I love Jasmine Crockett a little more each and every day.

It's hard to put the feelings I go through as I read more and more of the Epstein files. I know I am just reading a small pin point of what is in there. I think of what these people have known for so long, have been protecting. I mean, what in the actual fuck?? That soulless bitch has gone through a lot more of those files that I have and I mean a lot more. How can she get up there and say that he is the best president ever, whatever bullshit she said? How can she be asking for apologies for the tangerine palpatine? So, I look a little deeper and maybe I already knew this, but I found something I didn't realize. When the shallow cunt hole was Florida Attorney General in 2013 and the orange turd had Trump University, she opted not to investigate said University even though there were multiple lawsuits pending against it. The university had to shut down because of all of the allegations of fraud. Why wouldn't the attorney general investigate a university that had to shut down due to all of the allegations of fraud and pending lawsuits? Why could it be the recent $25,000 donation to her re-election campaign?

Anywho, like I said before PAM BONDI IS A FUCKING CUNT!! She is a disgrace to women everywhere. She is a traitor to sexual abuse survivors everywhere. She is driven by greed, control, and power.

On this Valentine's Day, let's practice love and happiness. Remember not everyone has someone today. A lot of people are alone or are scared right now. Be a friend. Be a neighbor. Be a community. Our fight is not over. The best way to fight is love each other and be there for each other. The more we connect, the stronger we become.

Pam Bondi is still a cunt

I love you